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[00:00.000 --> 00:03.580]  Warning, the following show contains explicit language.
[00:03.580 --> 00:07.700]  Certain people should not listen to this show, such as children and panty waste adults who
[00:07.700 --> 00:15.300]  cry like 12-year-old little girls when they hear profanity.
[00:15.300 --> 00:16.300]  Thank you for joining me.
[00:16.300 --> 00:17.300]  I'm Dr. Champion.
[00:17.300 --> 00:24.840]  Today, I'm standing in for Drs. Fauci and Walensky because they're missing an action.
[00:24.840 --> 00:34.600]  On May 30, 2021, U.S. new daily infections numbered 7,428.
[00:34.600 --> 00:44.400]  They have not been that low since March 21, 2020, when the public barely knew about SARS-CoV-2.
[00:44.400 --> 00:55.000]  7,428 also represents a 98% reduction in new daily infections since January 8, 2021.
[00:55.000 --> 01:00.980]  In other words, we have a 98% reduction in new daily infections over the last 19 weeks.
[01:00.980 --> 01:07.260]  The latest numbers from May 30, 2021, show that the numbers are no greater now than back
[01:07.260 --> 01:13.440]  in March of 2020, when SARS-CoV-2 was almost not a thing.
[01:13.480 --> 01:19.720]  Which leads us to the question, where are Drs. Fauci and Walensky?
[01:19.720 --> 01:26.540]  Because they were everywhere, all over media, over the last 16 months, telling us about
[01:26.540 --> 01:30.080]  the doom and the gloom that was facing us.
[01:30.080 --> 01:36.360]  And now, with new daily infections declining 98% in 19 weeks, and those new daily infections
[01:36.360 --> 01:41.720]  that do exist are as low as they were back when SARS-CoV-2 wasn't even really a thing,
[01:41.720 --> 01:45.440]  Drs. Fauci and Walensky are missing in action.
[01:45.440 --> 01:49.040]  I'm calling upon the FBI to investigate where they are, because normally they're not camera
[01:49.040 --> 01:50.040]  shy.
[01:50.040 --> 01:52.960]  I don't know whether the Russian mob grabbed them.
[01:52.960 --> 01:53.960]  Aliens.
[01:53.960 --> 01:57.280]  Remember the government's coming out with all that information about aliens?
[01:57.280 --> 01:58.480]  That must be it.
[01:58.480 --> 02:01.520]  They're not in front of the camera because the aliens grabbed them.
[02:01.520 --> 02:06.240]  So wherever they have gone, wherever they are, where they are unable to come in front
[02:06.240 --> 02:14.400]  of the cameras and speak candidly, it is time for someone to stand in for them, to
[02:14.400 --> 02:18.440]  appear in their stead and speak to the American people.
[02:18.440 --> 02:20.000]  And here I am.
[02:20.000 --> 02:25.000]  And the reason I've chosen to come before you today is to announce, officially, as the
[02:25.000 --> 02:32.840]  stand-in for Drs. Fauci and Walensky, that the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic, epidemic, event,
[02:32.840 --> 02:39.040]  whatever you would like to call it, is now officially over.
[02:39.040 --> 02:46.920]  You're welcome.